I’d rather be thin than famous.

I’d rather be thin than famous,
I don’t wanta be fat,
And a woman throws me outta bed
Callin me Gordo, & everytime
                            I bend
                            to pickup
                            my suspenders
                            from the davenport
                            floor I explode
                            loud huge grunt-o
                            and disgust
                            every one
                            in the familio

    I’d rather be thin than famous
    But I’m fat

Paste that in yr. Broadway Show